May 2013
127 posts
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Anonymous asked: you seriously need to learn to take a fucking joke.
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fancifullauren:
irishfangirlshipper:
dorkstrider:
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
me during sport: ball rolls in general direction and i fall over my own shadow
me at a concert: guitarist throws pick into the crowd and i vault 20 people, drop kick all surrounding competition, backflip and catch the pick between my front 2 teeth
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My hedgehog has fallen asleep on my bed and I want to wake her up to take her to her real bed, but at the same time I’m really enjoying this quality time with her… That and she’s fricken adorable.
fwips:
sasstielspn:
fwips:
”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree”
-Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin died in 1790
are u calling me a liar
I’m pretty sure Jello wasn’t invented by then.
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ericuu asked: And woah, you have a tattoo? What is it, if I may ask? :)
90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
xxic:
i-live-for-glitter-not-you:
i-live-for-glitter-not-you
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now. Him: No. Me: Why not? Him: Because I don’t find men attractive Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive Him: ……. I can’t. Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????
stOP
THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER...
bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
Dead dash :( reblog if you're 18+ and I'll check...
